Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Bottle Boobs and other Things to Ponder

Amongst both Ryan's and my groups of friends, we are the last to start our family.  For those of us who live in the same town, it has been 3 years since the last baby.  Most of the kids are now school-aged.
For this reason, it has been quite exciting to bring another baby into our circle and to see the kids reactions.  I have gotten some pretty interesting questions from them over the past couple of weeks including:

"Why doesn't Carter drink from a bottle?"

"Where does he get the milk from?" followed promptly by a loud "GROSS!"

"Why do you have bottle boobs?"

"Why do you feed him with both boobs?" "Does one have chocolate milk and one have strawberry milk?"

"How did Carter get out of your belly?"  "Where did he come out of?" (This question was deferred to Grandma.)

"Why does Carter have a penis?" "Does uncle Ryan have a penis?"

"Why do you use cloths instead of wipes?" this was followed by "Everybody come see my Auntie change Carter.  She doesn't buy diapers.  She uses cloths instead!"

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